Me, Ma Life... » Jokes http://blog.nijumohan.com Crazy Mind Inc... Sat, 03 Dec 2011 01:55:51 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 The View – George W. Bush – Fake Ass Real Ass http://blog.nijumohan.com/2009/12/06/the-view-george-w-bush-fake-ass-real-ass/ http://blog.nijumohan.com/2009/12/06/the-view-george-w-bush-fake-ass-real-ass/#comments Sun, 06 Dec 2009 09:55:35 +0000 Niju Mohan http://blog.nijumohan.com/2009/12/06/the-view-george-w-bush-fake-ass-real-ass/ This is uber funny…

Source : http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=122241746413&ref=mf

]]> http://blog.nijumohan.com/2009/12/06/the-view-george-w-bush-fake-ass-real-ass/feed/ 0 If Columbus was married he would not have discovered America!!! http://blog.nijumohan.com/2009/11/18/if-columbus-was-married-he-would-not-have-discovered-america/ http://blog.nijumohan.com/2009/11/18/if-columbus-was-married-he-would-not-have-discovered-america/#comments Wed, 18 Nov 2009 13:00:19 +0000 Niju Mohan http://blog.nijumohan.com/2009/11/18/if-columbus-was-married-he-would-not-have-discovered-america/   [ Read More ]]]> If Columbus had been married, he might never have discovered
America , because he would have had to answer all the following questions and listen to such dramatic statements:
Where are you going?
With whom?
Why?
How are you going?
To discover what?
Why only you?
What do I do when you are not here?
Can I come with you?
When will you be back?
Will you be home for dinner?
What will you bring for me?
You deliberately made this plan without me, didn’t you?
You seem to be making a lot of these programs lately…
Answer me why?
I want to go to my mother’s house.
I want you to drop me there.
I don’t want to come back ever!
What do you mean, OK?
Why aren’t you stopping me?
I don’t understand what this whole ‘discovery’ thing is about.
You always do things like this.
Last time also you did the same thing!
Nowadays you always seem to do this kind of stuff.
I still don’t understand what else is left to be discovered!

 

Found at http://txtb.in/6yi

]]> http://blog.nijumohan.com/2009/11/18/if-columbus-was-married-he-would-not-have-discovered-america/feed/ 1 Appraisal letter…. Very interesting…!! http://blog.nijumohan.com/2009/11/18/appraisal-letter-very-interesting/ http://blog.nijumohan.com/2009/11/18/appraisal-letter-very-interesting/#comments Wed, 18 Nov 2009 07:34:52 +0000 Niju Mohan http://blog.nijumohan.com/2009/11/18/appraisal-letter-very-interesting/   [ Read More ]]]> Dear Manager (HR),
       Vivek, my assistant programmer, can always be found
       hard at work in his cubicle. Vivek works independently, without
       wasting company time talking to colleagues. Vivek never
       thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
       finishes given assignments on time. Often Vivek takes extended
       measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
       breaks. Vivek is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
       vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
       knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Vivek can be
       classed as a high-calibre employee, the type which cannot be
       dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Vivek be
       promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
       sent away as soon as possible.
      Signed – Project Leader

NB: That stupid idiot was reading over my shoulder when I wrote
the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd lines
(1, 3, 5,7, 9,11, 13) for my true assessment of him.

]]> http://blog.nijumohan.com/2009/11/18/appraisal-letter-very-interesting/feed/ 0 Paragon Chappals in Pazhassi Raja http://blog.nijumohan.com/2009/10/07/paragon-chappals-in-pazhassi-raja/ http://blog.nijumohan.com/2009/10/07/paragon-chappals-in-pazhassi-raja/#comments Wed, 07 Oct 2009 12:44:39 +0000 Niju Mohan http://blog.nijumohan.com/2009/10/07/paragon-chappals-in-pazhassi-raja/ പഴശ്ശി രാജായില്‍ പാരഗന്‍ ചെരിപ്പോ?!

I wasn’t knowing paragon chappal’s available in 18th century :P

malayalamfun.com_Pazhassi2

Paragon Chappals in Pazhassi Raja

]]> http://blog.nijumohan.com/2009/10/07/paragon-chappals-in-pazhassi-raja/feed/ 8 Geek Romance: “You are the CSS to my HTML” http://blog.nijumohan.com/2009/09/26/geek-romance-you-are-the-css-to-my-html/ http://blog.nijumohan.com/2009/09/26/geek-romance-you-are-the-css-to-my-html/#comments Sat, 26 Sep 2009 10:55:41 +0000 Niju Mohan http://blog.nijumohan.com/2009/09/26/geek-romance-you-are-the-css-to-my-html/ 9GAG_-_Best_Button_Ever-20090926-100359

 

Found at http://thenextweb.com/2009/09/26/geek-romance-css-html/

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Found at http://imgur.com/OWQ8M.jpg

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]]> http://blog.nijumohan.com/2009/08/20/oru-parasyavum-athinulla-marupadiyum/feed/ 2 Husband and Wife – Techie http://blog.nijumohan.com/2009/08/08/husband-and-wife-techie/ http://blog.nijumohan.com/2009/08/08/husband-and-wife-techie/#comments Sat, 08 Aug 2009 03:47:47 +0000 Niju Mohan http://blog.nijumohan.com/2009/08/08/husband-and-wife-techie/   [ Read More ]]]> A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy

Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.
Conversation 8..0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5..3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,

Mrs.

Reply
DEAR  Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3..5..
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do,DO NOTunder any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.
Good Luck Madam!

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