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The Origin of Job Interviews

Niju Mohan — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 22:04:56 +0000

This is so funny. Loved it…

I might end up having RSI soon…

Niju Mohan — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 16:14:10 +0000

Over the past few days i’ve been doing extensive typing. I might end up having RSI as kenney did.

Prevention is always better than cure…

Here are a few tips:

– Breaks should be taken every 30-45 minutes for at least 5 minutes. If you need assistance there are free downloadable timers that will help remind you to do so.
– Stretch your arms, hands, neck, and back during breaks. This yoga site demonstrates some exercises. Other sites are listed below.
– Maintain posture alignment. Don’t slouch on the couch with the laptop.
– Work stations should be reviewed initially and with each office move. Adjust your chair, monitor, keyboard, mouse, laptop. Alternate keyboards and mice periodically.
–Shift your gaze from the computer screen to the distance. And don’t forget to blink!
–Limit non-essential computer use. This may be heresy — but do give the surfing, gaming, emailing, and text messaging a rest.
– If pain occurs or persists, see your doctor, who may recommend wrist brace, ice packs, anti-inflammatory medication such as ibuprofen, cortisone injections, physical therapy, and most importantly, rest to allow healing. Don’t procrastinate in addressing your symptoms — the sooner you tend to them, the better off you are.

found at http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2006/04/avoiding-rsi.html

Also check http://www.liv.ac.uk/~qq16/rsi/rsi.htm

Appraisal letter…. Very interesting…!!

Niju Mohan — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 07:34:52 +0000

Dear Manager (HR),
       Vivek, my assistant programmer, can always be found
       hard at work in his cubicle. Vivek works independently, without
       wasting company time talking to colleagues. Vivek never
       thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
       finishes given assignments on time. Often Vivek takes extended
       measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
       breaks. Vivek is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
       vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
       knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Vivek can be
       classed as a high-calibre employee, the type which cannot be
       dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Vivek be
       promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
       sent away as soon as possible.
      Signed – Project Leader

NB: That stupid idiot was reading over my shoulder when I wrote
the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd lines
(1, 3, 5,7, 9,11, 13) for my true assessment of him.

I wish i could work for Bajaj Allianz…

Niju Mohan — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 03:22:45 +0000

Interesting…

20 Good looking girls…

The Ultimate Rejection Letter

Niju Mohan — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:43:53 +0000

Herbert A. Millington
Chair – Search Committee
412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University
College Hill, MA 34109

Dear Professor Millington,

Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I
regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me
an assistant professor position in your department.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually
large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field
of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite Whitson’s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in
rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at
this time. Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor
in your department this August. I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely,
Chris L. Jensen

Found at http://www.ruhanirabin.com/ultimate-rejection-to-be-rejected/; Originally written at http://www.chaosmatrix.org/library/humor/reject.html

Worlds Most Craziest and Dangerous Job

Niju Mohan — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 05:06:11 +0000