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Appraisal letter…. Very interesting…!!

Niju Mohan — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 07:34:52 +0000

Dear Manager (HR),
       Vivek, my assistant programmer, can always be found
       hard at work in his cubicle. Vivek works independently, without
       wasting company time talking to colleagues. Vivek never
       thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
       finishes given assignments on time. Often Vivek takes extended
       measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
       breaks. Vivek is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
       vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
       knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Vivek can be
       classed as a high-calibre employee, the type which cannot be
       dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Vivek be
       promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
       sent away as soon as possible.
      Signed – Project Leader

NB: That stupid idiot was reading over my shoulder when I wrote
the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd lines
(1, 3, 5,7, 9,11, 13) for my true assessment of him.

The Ultimate Rejection Letter

Niju Mohan — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:43:53 +0000

Herbert A. Millington
Chair – Search Committee
412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University
College Hill, MA 34109

Dear Professor Millington,

Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I
regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me
an assistant professor position in your department.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually
large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field
of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite Whitson’s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in
rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at
this time. Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor
in your department this August. I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely,
Chris L. Jensen

Found at http://www.ruhanirabin.com/ultimate-rejection-to-be-rejected/; Originally written at http://www.chaosmatrix.org/library/humor/reject.html

First Anniversary of www.ioss.in

Niju Mohan — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 06:24:37 +0000

Its been one year after we launched our website on 1st of November 2008, on the Kerala Piravi Dinam. It was a great journey till now. We would like to thank everyone for believing in us and helping us to deliver the best products and services for you.

Its great to have a wonderful team with you, I have a wonderful team with me, they are my strength. Nothing is impossible with people like them with you. Thanks to http://www.ioss.in/team.php

We would like to say

No matter what the problem is, we have Infinite Solutions!

Thank you for your support and prayers.

Regards,

Team ioss,
http://www.ioss.in/team.php

Office exercises to avoid sleepiness..

Niju Mohan — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 11:47:40 +0000

Office exercises to avoid sleepiness… ENJOY!!!

As a warm up, let’s do some Tai Chi…

Follow like this to ease your
neck & shoulder pain

Wa..wa.. aaa

Move to the right
and then to the left

After that, move to the left
and then to the right

Just follow. Don’t force yourself to do 360 degrees, 180 degreeswill do. Bend down a bit like you gonna faint. Repeat a few times till you’re bored

Grab anything on your desk and smash your head hard. If you are still sleepy smash harder

After that move your feet and swing your body a bit like this. Do it like it’s nobody’s business and remember to smile

Move your feet and body just a bit like this….
Do it like there’s no problem at all…

And now more aggressive!
Don’t bother about what others say

Let go of all your stress…

If your boss ask what you are doing, move your head slowly like this and tell them you’re dying in the office

When your boss walked off, get your colleague to join you and move your body like this. The more the merrier…

Finally, dance like a cat

If you are still sleepy despite all these, just grab your small pillow and sleep under your desk.
Advice: Do This At Your Own Risk