Me, Ma Life…

Read till last interesting love story…

Hey…hhhhhhhhhmmmmmmm sorry Hai,

Don`t know what to address you with friend, dear, darling, sweety…

I know that you are good, fine and healthy (you showed your health
certificate recently). I am also good but could have been better. Some
heart problem has started. Ok you forget it.

Embarrassed to hear that you are getting married to an exported Indian
(now in US) guy. But still India is GREATTT!!!. You could`ve looked for an
Indian guy like me. Ok forget it.

But, It`s hard to digest for me (so having medicine for proper digestion)
and I feel depressed that why are you not marrying me? I spent so much of
useful and useless time with you. I can never forget our yesteryear`s life
in near and far future. Anyway, I wish you many many happy returns of your
future.

I heard that the guy looks handsome and nicely paid. I too earn a lot here
in India . But cost of living in US is high and comparison with savings
both stand in same position. I am going to gym regularly and facial wash
often (you know that) to look smart. You were appreciating my bulging
biceps (hope you haven`t forgotten). I think am comparably looking smarter
than that guy except that I don’t have French beard as am comfortable with
Indian beard. Ok you forget it.

You told that he has invested on shares. But, I have invested on you (ice
creams, chocolates, movies, trips, pizza, disco, recharge your sim, gifts,
your scooty tires, etc.) without expecting any returns. But I got your
friendly love and caring which is very precious to me. It`s Ok forget it.

He is from very good family background seems. I am not from bad family. My
family is world famous in my area. Ok forget it.

You told me that he don`t have any girl friends. I don’t believe this but
still without a girl friend how can he realize the essence of love? See at
least I have one, that’s you. Ok forget it da.

I am wondering what more in him? What less in me? But still I wish you
happy married life forever. Let him keep you happy always else I feel like
killing him in my dreams. please don`t tell him about this, otherwise he
may kill me.

My sincere request: If you are blessed with a baby boy after your marriage
(5-6years)you keep my name to your kid and love him a lot. If you are
booned with a baby girl keep my wife name to your kid (I`ll inform her
name once I get married).

My gentle reminder: Please don’t tell him about our so called friendship,
because he may be possessive and your marriage may breakup. You know I was
very protective towards you, never possessive. Ok you forget all those.

Don`t invite me for your marriage. I will not come and create any nuisance
there. You send me your marriage DVD, I will watch alone in a dark room
silently with my broken (damaged) heart. I`m handing you to your husband
with my heavy heart (my heart weighs in pounds which is costlier than
US$dollars).

Before your marriage: I am your friend, guide, care taker, joker,
protector, slave, transporter, listener (to your junk words), everything
for you.

After your marriage: I am a big problem for your life… Error! Filename
not specified.

I recommend: Don`t forget to forget me after your marriage. Even though
it’s difficult for me to forget you. Somehow I will convince myself.

I will wait for 2-3 years after your marriage to become normal. I will
marry to a girl my parents show me without uttering a single word even
though how bad she may be.

Please ignore my grammatical bugs (you know am not rich in English
language-please adjust).

Then what else? I will tell you more, you see, you know,… no, it’s Ok
forget me… bye… Error! Filename not specified.

Ur`s… sorry not Your`s,

What can I say, boy friend, friend, am confused… forget da… take care
lifelong… Error! Filename not specified.

(Destroy this letter after you read otherwise it may create problem for
you)

Urs….sorry not Ur’s,
XXX…