Operator : “Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your…” Customer: “Heloo, Heloo, can I order..” Operator : “Can I have your multi purpose ID card number first, Sir?” Customer: “It’s he…, hold……….on……889861356102049998-45-54610″ Operator : “OK… You’re… Mr Singh and you’re calling from 17 Jal Vayu. Your home number is 22678893, your [ Read More ]
Archive for September, 2009
After we have changed to from our rooms to new home, I was getting enough time to sleep. I sleep more than 8 hours these days. Its pretty much comforting. One thing i notice these days is that i’m able to remember my dream after i wake up. Before i wasn’t knowing if i have [ Read More ]
10th Grade:- As I sat there in English class, I stared at the girl next to me. She was my so called ‘best friend’. I stared at her long, silky hair, And wished she was mine. But she didn’t notice me like that, And I knew it. After class, She walked up to me and [ Read More ]
A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died last night." Kenny replied: "Well then, just [ Read More ]
Found at http://imgur.com/OWQ8M.jpg
1) You can GET chocolate. 2) “If you love me you`ll swallow that” has real meaning with chocolate. 3) Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft. 4) You can safely have chocolate while you are driving. 5) You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to. 6) You can have chocolate [ Read More ]
Original Post: http://itsmylife-satya.blogspot.com/2009/09/how-to-impress-girl-in-15-minutes.html It was 7pm. I was eagerly waiting for the call. I was totally tensed. Everything started 2 days back. I was asked to come back from Germany by my parents. My parents arranged a match for me. 2 days back: I saw the girl’s pic. I really loved it. My mom said [ Read More ]
Found at http://www.mint.com/blog/trends/mint-map-global-wealth-distribution/?display=wide
Really funny…
